Once upon a time there was a journalist, who, for the sake of making a point, asked her readers to imagine being taken back to Day 1 of their existence and being made to choose one of five life choices:

a) Consume food that clogs your arteries and gives you a massive heart attack, damaging the muscle so much that you can never live a normal life again.

b) Consume food that causes your blood pressure to rise and you suffer a series of strokes, incapacitating and rendering you useless.

c)