The great seafood crash of 2020 was totally avoidable. But buoyed by nationalistic fervor, the president issued executive order No. 3474 – “Achieving Seafood Self Sufficiency” – immediately banning ALL seafood imports from every country, and prohibiting the exporting of any seafood caught or raised in the United States.

"For years, foreign companies have dumped inferior, sometimes fraudulent seafood products into the American marketplace, and Americans have suffered as a result,” the President tweeted in the aftermath of signing the order.